Another month has gone by, and a new Vought-sponsored Seven on 7 newscast is out. We can all trust news coming from the same company that made murderous superheroes and supervillains, right?
Seven on 7 unabashedly spoofs major corporate media and the host, Cameron Coleman, sounds suspiciously like Tucker Carlson. Who can you trust when the news is bought and paid for by such a shady company? Go full-on Alex Jones, of course!
The spoof news broadcast fills us in on what is going on between the second and third seasons of Amazon’s The Boys. We’re introduced to a new character, Crimson Countess, along with some more teasing of Vought’s likely push to make Soldier Boy the new-ish face of The Seven.
There’s also some more lampooning of how huge companies advertise to specific communities and manage to trivialize their struggles. So yes, there’s more “Brave Maeve” stuff. Now she has her own Inclusive Kingdom area at Vought Land: The Super Park.
Speaking of the face of The Seven, what will become of our wayward homicidal “hero” Homelander? First, he lost his Nazi girlfriend. Then, he lost the mother of his child. His kid is now in protective custody. Well, he gets zero screen time in this Seven on 7 video, but we found out he is getting a new figure from Star Ace Toys Ltd.
This 1/6th scale Homelander can be pre-ordered now over at Sideshow. And yes, he does come with a bottle of breast milk—you dirty, dirty people.
Head
- One (1) portrait with serious expression and light-up eyes function
Body
- One (1) seamless body with over 30 points of articulation
Hands
- One (1) pair of open hands
- One (1) pair of hands for resting on hips
- One (1) right hand for holding milk bottle
- One (1) right hand for holding photo
Costume
- One (1) jumpsuit uniform with printed detail
- One (1) pair of shoulder armor
- One (1) belt
- One (1) cloak
- One (1) pair of boots
Accessories
- One (1) milk bottle
- One (1) photo album
- One (1) vial of Compound V
- One (1) figure stand
Are you looking forward to the next season of The Boys? Let us know in the comments.
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