The Only Good Garfield Is A Freeny’s Hidden Dissectibles Garfield

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Mighty Jaxx has teamed up with Nickelodeon and Jim Davis to produce a new line of Freeny’s Hidden Dissectibles. So yes, if Garfield bothered you before, now you can double down on his eerieness by seeing him half-dissected in several different poses.

Each Garfield is $12.99 and can be ordered from Mighty Jaxx directly, or you can find them in the wild.

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These are great if you’re a fan of vivisection. Or if you detest the sloth-like cat and imagine him meeting a grisly demise, or at the very least ending up like a more severe version of Two-Face.

This first series is comprised of six figurines and one chase figure. Unfortunately, since these are blind bag/blind box toys, you’ll have to buy a bunch of them to complete the set, hopefully. Well, if you spot them at a Walmart or Target, odds are someone has already ripped a bunch of them open, looking for the ones he/she is missing. Yeah, people suck.

Where exactly does this series go after this first wave? Please tell me that Series 2 is all Nermal. Or all Odie. Or all Jon. Why do I know who all of these characters are?! Am I trapped in some sort of Gorefield nightmare? Help!

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Garfield. He somehow maintains relevance even though the heyday of Garfield merchandise was over thirty years ago. Since then, the character has taken on a meme status. The orange feline has also become a target of parody by those who question where precisely the comedy is in the comic strips.

What do you think of Garfield and why is it unending rage? Why do you think the Garfield brand has lasted so long? Is it a pact with an unspeakable evil? Let us know in the comments section below.

[Source: Mighty Jaxx]


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